Monday, April 14, 2008

Does Kenya Really Need Naomi Campbell?

Kenya has still got many friends and one great one is supermodel Naomi Campbell – the queen of rage who recently defied travel advisories in her country to come for her regular visit to Kenya. She has some good plans for the idyllic Kenyan Coastal Town that is Malindi. A Multibillion Dollar Resort, A Drug Rehabilitation Center and Promotion of Arts and Crafts to uplift the local youth - among other things.

We need all the good words and endorsements we can get especially for the tourism industry but not from the likes of Naomi. The girl is a convicted criminal for Pete’s sake! She has an assault rap sheet rivaling that of Lucy Kibaki. Infact Lucy pales in comparison because she does not spit on people. And she does not threaten to throw them out of moving cars. Naomi’s chronic abusive and violent conduct is mostly directed, but not restricted to her employees. Obviously the anger management course she was sentenced to in 2007 did not work. Her latest weapon of choice - other than branding policemen at the Heathrow Airport bloody fools and assholes - is Saliva. Who still spits on people? Her weird behavior has been attributed to lingering resentment towards her father for abandoning her as a child. Come on Naomi, this at 38 years of age?

The crazed and almost psychotic Naomi faces up to six months in jail if she is convicted of assaulting a police officer. I say she needs the time in jail ASAP. That will the best Anger Management Class for her.


Taabu said...

My dear Ciku you are courting disaster and watch what you pray for. Make sure you are nowhere in coast when Naomi visist next. Her PA tells me that Wanjiku is a marked gal.

That said Naomi is only perfecting what she learnt from mama Jimmy. FYI she was not on holiday but came for first hand classes on how to act and hit hard. If Lucy can through Emillio into the swimming pool together with whellchair, what is makamazi? Once you are rich you derive atention from all the unlikely quarters.

Meanwhile you have interfered badly na budget becasue I have to high you guards 24/7 lest you become Naomi's next punching bag. Poor Ciku!

HLumiti said...

Kweli. When Gideon Mungaro was cuddling uneasily with Naomi during her press interview at Malindi, he wasn't just being coy. It was fear of unknown projectiles...

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha shiko!!

ati her assault's rap sheet rivals lucy's? thats a new one girl.

spitting is yuck though!! how is that related to her resenting her father? some people have serious problems!!

BP ONE said...

Before I started saying anything about this lady it occurred to me that I should know more about her ,at lest to give the lady a fair judgment. I googled her name. Oh my God cant imagine what I read about her…just imagine she had over 20 boy friend ( and had 13 known cases ) in the span of 7years . Believe me the lady is mentally deranged, the fact that she is supermodel made the judges to give her lenient charges, otherwise if only the first judge was honest and impartial he could have sent her straight a way to where she rightfully belongs . Do I hear you ask where? Where else MATHARE HOSPITAL, I hope they have one like that in her home country.
By the way the main culprit in the whole issue of Naomi Campbell and her assaults is that first judge not the lady, if only he was fair he could have saved the world from her assaults and she could have stayed stress-free with the crazy people. Anyway that is the problem with poor judgments, they cause harm to both parties (the innocent and the guilty) concerned
Poor judgment ,that reminds me about our case here in Kenya …the kivutu kangaroo electoral commission…. thousands lost lives and others more not only lost their property, but above of all their dignity, they are referred to us internally displaced persons….. just persons as if they lost their Identity and citizen ship. Those who thought they have got a fair judgment are internationally are now known as election thieves, what a shame!!!! Thanks to GOD my creator is most just in his judgments.
Finally to answer your question Kenya does not need Naomi Campbell.

Wanjiku Unlimited said...

Some homework for you BPONE and others. Go back to the net and google Lucy Kibaki. The results are such a shame!